Fresh Start

A fresh start is when you take your old bloody tampon out and slide a "Scented one in" and leave it in for 10 hours on a rollercoaster. You begin leaking. Than you dont feel good, but you still dont take the scented tampon out and you begin vomiting and having explosive diherria. You ignore it and think you have the stomach flu. Your tampon is still in. You go to the docters who tells you he will never be able to remove your tampon without sergery and you also have tss so u cant have sergery till your better wich will never happen. You ask the devil if he can help you. The devil cuts you some support. 10 years later and finally out of rehab you can now have a fresh start in life!

"This tampon has only been in for 2 weeks, its so much better than getting a fresh one every couple of hours!" Said Suzy

by Turd August 25, 2004

fresh unit

An infamous nottingham gang consisting of around 60-70 members who go around doing fucked up shit. The main leaders are Samuel B Slater, Joel Baldry, Glen Nicholls, Jonothan Hodgekinson, Jason Swan, David widdowson and Gareth Stone. Their graffitti design artist is Sam Moore. They all used to go to the same school but have now left school but are still part of fresh unit.

fresh unit are wkd

by john fredson June 14, 2004

Fresh Baby

Newborn baby with the fresh cry. Brand new baby. Man curled up like a baby, passed out asleep from being drunk or just stupid in a public place .

Did you hear that cry, thats a fresh baby!

by Summer Long October 18, 2008

fresh fruit

In northern cities, fruit that has been preserved since summer and is thawed out and sprayed with water to look "just picked" in mid january, when there is 6 inches of snow outside.

I went to the supermarket in the snowstorm and got some fresh fruit picked last august.

by Farky October 9, 2005

fresh ex

ur most recently former girlfriend/boyfriend

somethin she said then her friend said and i said once in a house in BFE

Look i just got a message from my fresh ex

by Yohan T Great February 20, 2017

fresh whip

A fresh BMX bike that is better than your parents

My fresh whip is better than your mom

by Fresh whip June 6, 2017

Fresh out fuck

Your first fuck out of prison or jail

Ask a girl if she can be your fresh out fuck

by anonymous January 16, 2022