Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.

I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.

by A lil bit of chicken fried November 7, 2019

floppy corn

When your corn chips are soaked in cheese

I just ate floppy corn

by THEOYO January 4, 2020

Floppycock paddle

When a man has large testicles and large scrotal sack. You flappy his half hard penis off a bat winged scrotal sack like paddle balls.

Preston's balls were big enough to play floppycock paddles!!!

by Lord knows January 12, 2020

Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex

Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"

by jakah February 26, 2020

floppydickaphobia

The Fear of Floppy dicks

She has floppydickaphobia

by capracapra April 28, 2020

Floppy

A penis can sometimes be floppy. but this is also a character in the childrens book ‘biff, chip, and kipper”

Floppy

by ur.mom/is\BOOTYFUL May 10, 2020

fappy

food that tastes very good

Hey, let's do a high-five! Oh nice clap! That was fappy!

by john123907 May 18, 2020