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Diva flex

Flexing one's muscles either literally or figuretively . Seems to be a practice common amongst celebrities of various ilks and persuasions.
1 Rhonda rowsey performed her diva flex by showing off her biceps just before the boxing match. 2 sly stallone did. His diva flex by arriving to the set in a golf cart and insisting that none of the crew look him in the eye or speak directly to him.
by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021
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Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc
That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.
by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023
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Flex

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by mollymae26 July 23, 2019
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Flex Tape

Person 1: That’s Cellophane! He’s the Tape Hero! His quirk is Flex Tape!
Person 2: wow, fanboy much? And I thought it was just “tape.”
Person 1: no it’s Flex Tape
by DraconicOxalis April 13, 2021
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Sturdy Flex

A sturdy flex is when a flex gets down to a persons core and offends their moral.
“I have more money then you”

Well I have a house and a wife and kids and a good car and stable job”

“Damn that’s a sturdy flex”
by The Bingster April 18, 2019
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Sumo flex

To brag or boast about your personal belongings or accomplishments
Man Keaf just got a new Rolex he was on Snapchat sumo flexin
by BlatlanticK ReKords May 5, 2018
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Trauma flexing

The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.

It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne July 14, 2025
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