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The Fuck I Am

A statement made when someone insults you usually by some form of name calling. The statement basically negates what the other person is saying. Another way of saying no I am not. Other forms of this may include The fuck it is, The fuck you are, The fuck it ain't, The fuck he/she is/isn't.
Friend: "You're a fucking douchebag, you know that?"

You: "The fuck I am."
by J3B June 27, 2009
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fuckabilitiness

Fred:Hey Ferdi, what is the fuckabilitiness of that girl?
Ferdi:Man what the hell is that, her fuckability is 90%.

In this example, we see that the girl's fuckibilitiness is 90%.
by Ferdi Tackinlar December 9, 2007
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Fuck you question

A question put on a final exam (typically the final question) that's particularly difficult to answer or solve correctly as a way for an instructor to say one final "Fuck you!" to the student before they finish their class.
The exam was going pretty well for Bobby until he encountered the fuck you question on the last page.
by IceKream May 16, 2011
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Fuck it, get a bucket

A state reached when you're so tired, hungry, and unconcerned about your own (or your families) well being that you decide a bucket of fried chicken is your best option for dinner. Generally followed by deep remorse, self-loathing, and a serious contemplation of suicide.
After working a 12 hour grocery shift, and getting shit on by the dregs of humanity (aka his customer base), John had reached the "Fuck it, get a bucket" stage.
by arnie123 February 12, 2017
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Fuck Discord Mods Day

On Thursday December 18, Discord users get to fuck the discord mods of servers who can’t do anything about it. People also get to spam memes in general.
Hey it’s Fuck Discord Mods Day!

Time to fuck them.
by asap_handlez December 17, 2020
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Stack up or fuck off

Similar to ‘ Come and take it’. It’s an invitation for the individual person(s) who doesn’t like guns to attempt a seizure of the guns owned by the user of the phrase, in essence, ‘either do something or shut the fuck up
“We’re coming for your guns, those don’t belong in society”, “ If you want them so bad then why don’t you stack up or fuck off
by Marchambone June 12, 2022
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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
by JSSRocket July 26, 2020
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