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what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009
mugGet the Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your mug.

Father

Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money
Kid: hey are you my father?

Mexican guy: gladly I'm not
by Racist white guy November 14, 2021
mugGet the Fathermug.

Fathering Adventures

A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids
That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures
by theos a fat dog August 9, 2018
mugGet the Fathering Adventuresmug.

Harold's Father

A strong and handsome man that loves spending time with his son Harold The Gorilla.
I love Harold's Father, He's so strong and Handsome
by Harold's Father January 25, 2022
mugGet the Harold's Fathermug.

father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure
Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti
by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019
mugGet the father figuremug.

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.
Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome
by shaken father August 18, 2023
mugGet the Shaken Father Syndromemug.

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