Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.
by Alejandro6969 November 17, 2012
Get the Fart-Startmug. 
by Jeff Artist November 28, 2006
Get the ninja fartmug. A fart that is not purposely spewed into the air, such as when someone is laughing uncontrollably, working out to the max, etc. A no-fault fart does not need to be apologized for, and no one shall take offense to its occurrence.
dude 1:"Man, that joke was so funny, and i was laughing so hard that it just happened, im sorry"
dude 2: "No need to apologize, it was a no-fault fart, i could have happened to anyone in your situation"
dude 2: "No need to apologize, it was a no-fault fart, i could have happened to anyone in your situation"
by BigShooter March 31, 2009
Get the no-fault fartmug. When you're laying in bed ultra gassy and endlessly farting hiss tone farts. Usually these farts are extremely vile due to some mystery fast food protein eaten earlier or the previous day.
by 88-0554 September 19, 2013
Get the whisper fartsmug. A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.
by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011
Get the Fart Meisermug. 