I was in the bathroom after I took a shit. My old lady came in and gave me an Old Faithful while I was in the bidet.
by Ye Ol Faithful October 13, 2023
Get the Old Faithfulmug. When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
Get the Aunt Faithmug. Faith is a fun, loving person and a friend to all. She is beautiful inside and out. God's light shines through her in everything she does. She is a loyal friend who will never let you down. She's beautiful and she doesn't know it. Keep her close because if you loose her it's like loosing a part of you
Faith, your my best friend.
by Cow lover 🐮 February 15, 2022
Get the Faithmug. by Shellsmart101 July 6, 2022
Get the Faithmug. Hi! I'm Faith Landy, nice to meet you. I'd like to say that I am very friendly and artistic (even though I kind of suck ). My favorite game is Undertale. My least favorite game is Fortnite. ( pls dont h8 meh ) I have many friends and maybe you can be one of them! Bye! :3
by lol666slime November 12, 2019
Get the Faith Landymug. by Gojaddy November 25, 2023
Get the The faith effectmug. by spooky Shit November 21, 2021
Get the Lucy and Faithmug.