holy fail

When one possibly faces the greatest moment of their life, only to fail miserably.

One day, during one of his afternoon walks, Mark looked down on the ground to find a sealed mint condition Action Comics #1. Bending over to pick it up he toppled to the ground, breaking his neck in the process. Mark had finally discovered the holy fail.

by marsneedstowels November 22, 2009

absolute fail

the term between fail and epic fail used to describe a slighly worse failure but not an extremly bad failure.

me: "um thats a pretty big failure but it isn't epic."

friend: "then why not call it an absolute fail?"

by the noodle lord4432 May 21, 2008

failed mission

A man who was trying to be a suicide bomber got owned irl

http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/failed-mission.jpg
that guy is a failed mission.

by johnthepon August 21, 2008

eternal fail

A fail so utterly complete that it, in essence, eclipses epic fail by a margin as great as, but not limited to, space and time as we know it.

O.J. Simpson getting away with murder=Eternal Fail

by The Nasty Nasty December 20, 2008

Ethnic Fail

When a person of a certain ethnicity does something that is not expected from his/her ethnic backround.

EX #1
person 1: "Dude that black guy just missed that b-ball shot!"

Person 2: "man, that is the biggest Ethnic Fail ive ever seen."

EX #2

person 1: "look at that brown guy, hes not even driving a cab"

person 2: "Ethnic Fail!"

by masterfumi February 15, 2009

Ginger Fail

A fail done by one called a "ginger"
ooh.
scary.
typically done by walking out into the sun, talking in public, being... a ginger etc.

*Ginger walks out into sun*
Ginger: AHHHHHGHGHHGHHHHH!!!!!
Person: ...Ginger Fail

by maxica January 24, 2009

Urb Fail

1.) A lame attempt at creating a witty term or phrase on urban dictionary. 2.) Creating a term or phrase without verifying it already means something else on urban dictionary. 3.) Taking a widely accepted term or phrase and attempting to gain cred via the attempt at giving it a "hip" or "cool" meaning.

Oh man, the other day Julia thought she came up with the wittiest term that needed to go on urban dictionary. She posted and then told all her friends to go and vote it up for her. It was so bad, even her friends mostly voted it down, total urb fail!

by LLotzafun March 19, 2010