Fairy Booter

Any kid who Rollerskates or in-line Skates. Usually punked on by Skateboarders.

Dude, Mike blades?" "Yeah, stupid Fairy Booter.

by Southerland November 23, 2010

Nostalgia Fairy

A theorized source of the euphoria that suddenly fills your porous body, as you come across a relic of sorts that helped define you as an adult.

"I'm going to stay in the house I grew up in for a few nights over Christmas. The Nostalgia Fairy is gonna rape me, man"

by Bricks On Molly December 13, 2012

Confusion Fairy

A person closely related to the Fuck up Fairy who creates confusion and general misunderstanding where ever they go. Unwittingly creates and maintains, and bestows the state of confusion, where there was calm and understanding before they visited

It was all clear, we had all understood what was going on, till the confusion fairy visited and we were all in a state of disarray.

by CreakingDoor January 28, 2015

fairy muncher

A girl that eats cocaine like it's a main course.

That chick is such a fairy muncher!

by maccag October 18, 2010

Crack Fairy

crack fairy. A high flying creature that takes the last hit of your crack when you’re not looking and gives it to lost children.

All the lost people of world love it when the crack fairy puts a chunk under their pillow.

by pirece69 June 16, 2018

Skeeter Fairy

She cums when you're asleep and so do you....the girl that causes wet dreams...

Synonyms: cum guzzler, sperm dumpster, your mom, Kylie Jenner, Kim kardashian

Antonyms: fuck boy, Susan Boyle, Hilary Clinton, Your own mom, Bruce Jenner

Related words: skeet, skeeter, cum dumpster, dream girl, fairy

Misspellings: sketer fairy, skeet fairy, skeeter face, skeeter fair, skeet fair

Cole was visited by the skeeter fairy last night.

Tommy was such a skeeter fairy.

by Mlyost May 2, 2015

Seltzer Fairy

Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.

Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there

by Saucymcgeee October 29, 2021