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fridge locust

A person(s) usual close friends or family members or teenagers who remove the contents of your fridge or cupboards as soon as you've brought the edible food items home from the supermarket. The food stuffs are meant to last a week/fortnight etc but are all gone within an hour.
Me: puts shopping away in fridge*

Fridge locusts - typically teenagers: within 60 seconds that the fridge door closes, enter kitchen, remove food from fridge and retreat into their lair for consumption .

Me: few hours later go for brew and mars bar *empty wrapper! *
by B.xtreme March 12, 2018
mugGet the fridge locustmug.

fridge finder

when you continually look in the fridge for something good to eat but nothing really changes and you stand there looking around but you close it anyways and perhaps come back after to look again.
man im such a fridge finder last night for dinner but i didnt see anything good so i had to order pizza instead
by monkeyrainbowsareprettykiller September 24, 2010
mugGet the fridge findermug.

Fridge

She has a big fridge
by GenuineRetarded September 10, 2020
mugGet the Fridgemug.

put the pizza in the fridge

Sneaking away to have sex under the guise of storing leftovers.
- Where are Jon and Mary?
- They went on a date. Jon said they'd come over after they put the pizza in the fridge.
by ekdar123 December 26, 2011
mugGet the put the pizza in the fridgemug.

I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."
As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.
by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024
mugGet the I put my cheese in your fridge.mug.

Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.
It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.
by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023
mugGet the Canadian Fridge Fiddlemug.

Dirtying Up The Fridge

Where someone tongue punches a butthole until the poop comes out
Did you see Johnny dirtying up the fridge on Jeff? It looked like a chocolate fountain after he was done”
by BrerMason February 21, 2025
mugGet the Dirtying Up The Fridgemug.

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