Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player
by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021
Get the Flex seal your god damn mouthmug. the word flex usually means to bend a joint, but in this case, to flex something means to steal something that is not yours, so its a verb.
my friend created this word so i added it because i thought it would catch on.
flex, present tense
flexed. past tense
my friend created this word so i added it because i thought it would catch on.
flex, present tense
flexed. past tense
by diamondman200 May 6, 2018
Get the Flexmug. This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔
Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.
by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020
Get the Flex tapemug. When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
Get the Sandy Turd Flex (STF)mug. The act of taking a pic while taking a shit. Best seen as a snapchat caption.
Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.
Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.
by King Boo JP September 17, 2019
Get the doo doo flexmug. A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
Get the Flex Officermug. An attack which involves a set-up period where KJ performs a dance, followed up by a punch that creates giant cracks in the air.
by LegokoaSpongebob March 12, 2025
Get the Unlimited flex worksmug.