ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth

Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it

by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018

deceptive fisting

A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.

That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!

by SnitchSnatch October 29, 2017

Emphatic Fist

Enhancing the strength of your statement or song by making a fist in the air. It's like bold type for spoken words!

Here comes the big moment in the song, it's time for emphatic fist!

by Best Words January 11, 2013

crisco fisting

A hand job or masturbating.

After I saw her bodacious tits I went home and started Crisco fisting myself I masturbated untill my arm was sore not to mention my dick.

by Chicagodave May 1, 2015

Fisting the baby

The sexual position where in a person is laying on their back while their partner holds their crossed feet over their torso, as if changing a diaper, while fisting them.

He gave her the ol fisting the baby and, when she was able to speak, she said “I’m your puppet”

by anonymous October 8, 2020

Slumber Fist

The act of sleeping with your hand completely inside the bitches pussy.

Lindsey was super tired but still very horny. Luke decided to give her the slumber fist in hopes of satiating both her desires simultaneously.

by dpfreak March 28, 2015

Fist boxing

The art of being able to bend a woman over and fist her both ways at the same time.

Look is that guy sparring, no, looking for his watch.. no he is fist boxing..!

by Ghosthands November 11, 2014