fat rush

The act of employing all possible means to ensure you are the first one to reach food items. Fat rushers tend to ignore all other surroundings and events until they reach their prize.

For the drink version, see lush rush.

As soon as the potatoes were ready Julie fat rushed to the kitchen, knocking Matthew over in the process and stealing his plate.

There was a crowd of children fat rushing the ice cream truck.

My co-workers all fat rush me every time I bring these cookies to the office.

by quenelle August 6, 2011

fat boy

A softail-style cruiser motorcycle produced by Harley-Davidson

In Harley-Davidson motorcycles, the softail frame is designed to look like the hardtail bikes of the past, while still offering the comfort of rear suspension. The shock absorbers are positioned along the axis of the motorcycle, tucked away under the transmission. There are several Harley-Davidson models with the Softail frame, including the Softail Standard, Custom, Springer Softail, Heritage Softail, Heritage Springer, Night Train, Deluxe, Deuce, Fat Boy, the Dark Custom Cross Bones, and the Dark Custom Blackline.

by hharam January 5, 2015

Fat Chunk

A noun that annoys you

"That fly is being a fat chunk!"

by Queen ember June 18, 2016

Fat Attack

When you eat something too fast and have a fat attack.

He ate the whole bucket of chicken he was having a fat attack. WooOOOO woOooOOo!!

by FatAttacker November 22, 2016

Fat Nigga Speed

basically, someone who's fat but really fucking fast

Person 1 - Person 2 / You wanna go rob that nigga over there he's fat he'll never catch up

Person 2 - Person 1 / nah he probably got FAT NIGGA SPEED

by WeirdFkinDefs August 31, 2017

Fat Andy

The guy that goes down on a woman after 3 of his buddies came in her.

Dirty paul "What's that cream all over his face"?

Matt Dickbruser "Cum, he just went all Fat Andy on her"

by Cansonthelawn June 14, 2018

fat schlump

The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.

Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."

by vicast115 January 23, 2019