eternal fail

A fail so utterly complete that it, in essence, eclipses epic fail by a margin as great as, but not limited to, space and time as we know it.
by The Nasty Nasty December 15, 2008
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holy fail

When one possibly faces the greatest moment of their life, only to fail miserably.
One day, during one of his afternoon walks, Mark looked down on the ground to find a sealed mint condition Action Comics #1. Bending over to pick it up he toppled to the ground, breaking his neck in the process. Mark had finally discovered the holy fail.
by marsneedstowels November 22, 2009
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absolute fail

the term between fail and epic fail used to describe a slighly worse failure but not an extremly bad failure.
me: "um thats a pretty big failure but it isn't epic."

friend: "then why not call it an absolute fail?"
by the noodle lord4432 May 21, 2008
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You Fail

You Fail at...(insert verb/noun here)
You use this to tell people they are horrible or can't do a certain thing.
It can be used as a joke to some, but also to make people really mad by a major insult.
Mostly it is used as a joke though.
Joke
Bob-"hey man, i fell off of the stairs"
Jim-"you fail at walking down stairs"
Bob-"rofl"
Insult
Bob-"dude, my girl just broke up with me"
Jim-"you fail at life"
Bob-"dude i hate you"
by R0botmunk7 September 17, 2009
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Ethnic Fail

When a person of a certain ethnicity does something that is not expected from his/her ethnic backround.
EX #1
person 1: "Dude that black guy just missed that b-ball shot!"

Person 2: "man, that is the biggest Ethnic Fail ive ever seen."

EX #2

person 1: "look at that brown guy, hes not even driving a cab"

person 2: "Ethnic Fail!"
by masterfumi February 15, 2009
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Ginger Fail

A fail done by one called a "ginger"
ooh.
scary.
typically done by walking out into the sun, talking in public, being... a ginger etc.
*Ginger walks out into sun*
Ginger: AHHHHHGHGHHGHHHHH!!!!!
Person: ...Ginger Fail
by maxica January 24, 2009
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bake fail

A bake sale that failed- no one bought any of the baked goods and little to no money was made
Person #1: You actually bought something from the bake sale?
Person #2: Yeah, without me it would've been a total bake fail.
by Kayleigh Voss November 03, 2008
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