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registered engineer

Jude is a registered engineer. Basically he's a cuck
by looopzooop July 2, 2019
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not making any english

Similar to not making any sense, "not making any english" means that the writer/speaker is not making any sense probably due to incorrect grammer/word usage.

Re-wording of the sentence might improve the clarity at hand.
Joe: Tim, your'e not making any english.
Tim: Ah, sorry man ! I will re-phraze that
by byronwhiteson December 29, 2009
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chemical process engineer

When you were 18, the university recruiters told you chemical engineering had "so much variety" and "so many opportunities!" Now, you're graduating 4 years later and have realized that your only two options include oil refining (making gasoline from crude oil) and plastics (making polyethylene from ethylene).

This is probably okay, because whatever you suffer in breathing in toluene all day wearing dark coverall FRC's in 95°F weather, you'll make up for with a 6-digit salary right out of school. You also find yourself with a strangely intimate understanding of how everything around you works, like swimming pools, HVAC, cars, plumbing... everything.
Snooty grad-school materials researcher: "So what are you doing after you graduate?"

You: "I'll be working for a (Exxon/Valero/TOTAL/Phillips66/Shell/Citgo/Lyondell/BP) refinery."

SNGSMR: "Oh, so you're *just* a chemical process engineer?"

You: *grabbing another beer, talking to someone else, driving home in your brand new car...*
by AIChE September 5, 2016
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Stack Overflow Engineer

Someone who can't program for shit but stays afloat by copying and posting code from stack overflow.
Jimmy: Hey David, do you think I should ask Bob for some help with implementing multithreading?

David: Nah, Bob's a stack overflow engineer. Better to just Google it yourself.
by xyzteaparty October 31, 2019
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Software Engineer

A person who is rejected by the Engineering community, due to a dispute over whether software engineering is really engineering, despite the fact that software engineers don't purely write code and actually are taught other aspects of engineering.
John (Mech Eng): Hey Jim, what do you do for a living?
Jim: I'm a software engineer.
John: Nerd!
Jim: Yeah? Well this nerd wrote the program for the flight computer of the aircraft you are designing, as well as the program you used to design it. Lazy ass.
John: Meehheeh fucker. *Aside* (Dude I wish I make as much as he does. All these stupid fucking problems I did and all I get for it is to be made fun of by a rather sexy man actually.)
by LUENGSTUDENT March 23, 2011
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england

You know its Nick Crompton
And My collar stays poppin

yeah i can rap

and no im not from Compton
England is my city
by TRDZ September 3, 2017
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english muffin top

A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.
There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.
by ilackabettername August 3, 2012
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