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Emily

Person 1: Hey do you know Emily

Person 2: No but I know she’s a massive bitch already
by Ryufin May 31, 2018
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Emily

A white 14 year old called Emily, they typically pretend to care about black life’s , most Emily’s consider everything racist/sexist.
John: did you see that nigga George Floyd die
Joseph: how wouldn’t I if these EMILYS won’t shut up
by LaJuice May 26, 2021
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Emily

emily, very babyish, pretends to be a 'baddie.' but being a baddie is not so much the best thing. she tries too too too hard. if she is teenage, she is an annoying girl who shops at lululemon and spends all of her daddy money and a spoiled brat. she always posts on snapchat at like 5, 6, or 7 years old, 'do not tell my moomy that I'm watching euphoria, omg I feel like a baddie'
person 1: girllll, she's friends with emily?!?!
person 2: danggggg, emily's so babyish.
person 1: agree.
by n0t.s0.much___y0ur.m0th3r June 24, 2022
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Emily

A girl that will steal your champion shirts, so protect it.
Who do you call a girl that skips school to steal a champions shirt at bealls?

A: EMILY
by Dongatron 30000 October 4, 2018
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Emily

Emily is a loser yes that means you EMILY
by _WeepingWillow_ October 25, 2017
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Emily

Emily may seem shy at first but get to know her and she is one of the craziest most lovely person. You share so many jokes with her. she s always willing t9 help other people. she is a savage and will not be walked all over and pushed around, she stands up for what she belives in. she has gorgeous eyes. sshe is the most romantic person you will meet she will fall in love super easily and will never be wrong.
Emily is super funny
by savage prik May 30, 2018
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Emily

Emily is a white; trans-masculine; femme; genderfluid; able-bodied; neurotypical; depressed; demigrayhighmantic; bluesemidemitrisexual; semihighgreytransromantic; surviver of abuse; Generation Alpha; and Dog parent. Thon pronouns are xe/xem/xyr/xyrs/xemself when thon is happy, ve/ver/vis/verself when thon is sad, ey/em/eir/eirs/eirself when thon is angry, they/them/their/theirs/themself when thon is scared, nee/ner/ners/nerself when thon is disgusted, mer/mers/merself when thon is in love, kie/kir/kirs/kirself when thon is sick, and thon/thons/thonself when thon is feeling neutral. Thon does not have a father, on a unrelated note. Thon is also 12 years old. Thon mother wishes she has gotten an abortion. Thon is also considering becoming a furry zoophile.
Person: Omg did you hear about Emily, she has like a bunch of different pronouns for her different moods, it's so stupid.

Emily, eavesdropping: OMG DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT MY PRONOUNS?!!!

Person: Oh no Emily, I meant to say thon has a bunch of different pronouns!

Emily: MY PRONOUNS RIGHT NOW ARE EY/EM/EIR/EIRS/EIRSELF! YOU ARE SO HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, AND TRANSPHOBIC! I AM GETTING THE PRINCIPAL.

Principal: STFU Emily nobody cares about your stupid pronouns we are all referring to you as she/her/hers/herself!

Emily: I AM CALLING THE POLICE, THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!

Principal: Oh boy...
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