A crude sexual act where a woman tries to take a shit while the man shoves the turd back up into her ass with his dick.
This crazy bitch tried to give me a hot lunch, but I got the jump on her, and gave that turd the old dirty plunger right up the corn sleeve.
by Team Menard December 28, 2008

when you take a slushie and pour it on a girls chest and then suck it off of her through a vacuum tube
by papa frick January 15, 2021

The dirty Luigi is a sex act of unknown origin in which a man pleasures a woman with one end of a salami while consuming the other end.
by Aloysius Chickensky September 6, 2010

When your dog pins you down, and your dad gives you a hickey. Named after the famous Neil Slownski hickey on his neck.
Goddamnit i was sucking my dogs fat chode when my dog pinned me down and my dad tried getting in on the action. then bam i got dirty slowinski'd.
by TYLERS A CHUNK 69 October 3, 2012

When you knock a girl out with your iPad and proceed to stuff microchips into her vagina to turn her into a robot. You then fuck her ears and hack her.
by DezziBills May 14, 2015

by Dirty Shaun May 22, 2019

The act of fingering a woman's asshole while she gives you head, often used so she can give it to you better
by Technicallylegal October 11, 2016
