Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.
"We got 8 inches of snow last night."
"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."
"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."
by MomFatale October 31, 2014
Get the dick metricsmug. A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.
The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.
Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 30, 2020
Get the Gourd Dickmug. by Nameless55895859 April 5, 2020
Get the Dick daddymug. hoodrat1: Aye, remember when Keisha and whats-a-dick was fuckin' behind the bleachers?
hoodrat2: Oh yeah girl, and she still tried to act like she wasn't a stank ho.
hoodrat2: Oh yeah girl, and she still tried to act like she wasn't a stank ho.
by coldheart7 June 29, 2010
Get the whats-a-dickmug. A term used for tranny loving college kids that have a below average penis.The sad fact of having a well below average penis size is common in the Ross Ohio community. When you can't please your sexual partner due too being so small in your trousers.
Kristy does Mike have Dehner Dick?
Yes...And so does Sean.
Theresa said Joe does not suffer from Dehner Dick. But instead she suffers from sore vagina.
Yes...And so does Sean.
Theresa said Joe does not suffer from Dehner Dick. But instead she suffers from sore vagina.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 4, 2020
Get the Dehner Dickmug. Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.
The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.
The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.
I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?
Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.
Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.
by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
Get the Dick Blizzardmug. by jim6471 October 6, 2020
Get the New Dickmug.