Boarding diarrhea

A very loose uncontrolled movement of the bowels whilst within the time period whose limits are defined by:
a) Handing your boarding pass to the gate agent
and;
b) Taking your seat on a commercial airliner.

"Well, I was just getting on Onur Air flight 711 to Dalaman when I suddenly had a huge spout of boarding diarrhea!"

by Sheeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnzzzzzz December 9, 2008

Verbal Diarrhoea

Something that happens to buttmunches during curry.

Do you have verbal diarrhoea, or are you ACTUALLY INSANE?

by Tom Bowtell March 20, 2003

dick diarrhea

Diarrhea of the dick.

Man i have business law for 3 hours tonight, hope i don't get dick diarrhea

by templemkting11 November 15, 2010

diarrheading

v.- Diarrheading is the act of reading on the toilet bowl whilst engaged in a loose and/or sloppy or complicated bowl movement.

Diarrheading can also be used to describe the actions of an individual who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom due to their enjoyment of their chosen reading materials.

(spoken in frustration and addressing the bathroom door) "I know you drank too many belgian quadruples last night Steve, but you've been diarrheading in there for at least half an hour already"!!!

by demar77 March 10, 2010

Party Diarrhea

A more serious version of the Party Pooper. This individual shows the same behaviors. The difference is that just when you think this individual is done with their behavior, they come back and screw up your party even more.

Guy 1: Man. This is so lame (additional bitching)

Guy 2: Dude, stop being a party pooper.

Guy 1: fine whatever

(10 mins later)

Guy 1: Man this is so boring.

Guy 2: Ok. Now youre just being party diarrhea

by Los Deuces Wild May 31, 2010

Diarrhea Red

The color of a persons hair; whether they are born with the hair color or if it is chemically colored.

Hey everyone, I just ate some greasy fish, and shit it out diarrhea red; like Danny's hair color.

by mr. mojo rpsgt November 11, 2011

Diarrhea

A girl named Rhia died from taking a huge ass shit so they called it diarrhea

I have smelly diarrhea

by TMspike233 October 3, 2018