"Great!" I'll have to start my defensive shopping tonight after work. I have a bad feeling Peggy's gonna surprise me with one of those sweaters she loves to knit for Christmas.
by Adam (______) The Person December 21, 2008
Get the Defensive Shopping mug.Yes, it's a real word. From the Latin "De Fenestra", or "Of the window", to defenestrate something is the act of throwing a noun, usually a tangible, physical entity, out of one.
Yeah, none of these IT solutions are working... What's that? Defenestrate it? Isn't that a bit harsh?
by Dion the Unstable November 9, 2010
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Paul was going to sneak up and knife John in MW2 but he Defensive Screen looked and turned around and killed him!
by CH4OS October 5, 2011
Get the Defensive Screen look mug.a carachter from the boondocks named pimp named slickback explains Bitch dependancy on youtube just look up bitch dependancy, its the first video.
nigga dependancy is the girl version of bitch dependancy
nigga dependancy is the girl version of bitch dependancy
by Zebra69 October 19, 2010
Get the nigga dependancy mug.The MW defense is applied to any situation when someone informs you of your actions during the night before's drinking. if your actions were a bit out of order or caused a little hassle you defend by replying "but it was funny, right?"
if the reply is yes then chances are you got away with it.
so named for the fact MW aka Mikk Savage aka Michael Werninck coined the phrase and used it frequently.
if the reply is yes then chances are you got away with it.
so named for the fact MW aka Mikk Savage aka Michael Werninck coined the phrase and used it frequently.
The MW Defense
Rockwell informs MW of his actions at Jonny's 21st, namely saying getting wasted and then threatening to kill Jonny's dog, before hiding under a table amongst other things
MW: yeh but it was funny right?
Rockwell: it was.... then it wasn't
Rockwell informs MW of his actions at Jonny's 21st, namely saying getting wasted and then threatening to kill Jonny's dog, before hiding under a table amongst other things
MW: yeh but it was funny right?
Rockwell: it was.... then it wasn't
by El Prydero November 6, 2010
Get the MW Defense mug.When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:
1: I didn't say that
2: I didn't hear that
3: I didn't see that
1: I didn't say that
2: I didn't hear that
3: I didn't see that
"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."
"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010
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