To be fat, ugly, retarded, lazy, gluttonous, bald, bastard, bugger with a lump on his but that lights up rainbow colors.
Look, here comes Dakota. I heard that glowing bulge is a butt plug and I heard it vibrate during class while he was sitting down.
by South American Tundra May 21, 2025
Get the Dakotamug. dakota a li fortnite boy
by brednax418 November 19, 2020
Get the DaKoTamug. cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.
by lovie:) June 12, 2018
Get the Dakota Kaisermug. by Bshdjdjjfbdnc September 16, 2020
Get the Dakotamug. A very Hoooot guy who is into anime and likes porn in their spare time. They also like to play video games.
Bro is that Dakota.
by WatrmelonGamer January 27, 2020
Get the Dakotamug. by Big Poppy G May 8, 2017
Get the North Dakota Oil Drillingmug. Dakota’s are the best people you will ever find. She alway is up to do anything. She the bests friend you will ever have. She can keep a secret better then any person on the planet. Dakotas are fun,loving,caring,strong,beautiful people you will ever meet. She never gives up on you or her self even when it gets hard, no matter what happens she has got your back. She is so supporting. The second you look into her eyes you get lost. Most guys fall so hard for her. But don’t ever used her, she will find out and return the favor. You will be the luckiest person if you hurt her and she still forgives you. If you ever ever meet a Dakota hold on to her as long as you can because you are never ever going to find anther.
Hi,Dakota! How are you?
by Elena_love February 5, 2022
Get the Dakotamug.