Nehmy Disease

This disease is known to spread when a human is in contact with a "Nehmy" ( A person who enjoys having sex with dogs and is a pedo). Some say that Nehmy also enjoys fiddling around with the dicks of 6 year old boys and girls. Being sick with the Nehmy Disease can cause heart attacks, gain insane amounts of weight, be gay, turn into a pedophile, and live for 500 years minimum.

I think I just caught the Nehmy Disease!" - Bart

by hahahahahlololmarcitofasito October 22, 2018

CROATS DISEASE

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia

Oh mate, got fucking CROATS DISEASE after England's loss last night to Croatia...

by bjeng July 12, 2018

butthole disease

Having to take a shit all of the time while having one or more of the various irritable bowel diseases.

It is hard to go anywhere for long periods of time because of my butthole disease.

by sypha-dius July 11, 2016

assburners disease

The result or aftermath of when you have eaten too many spicy items.

I ate too many jalapenos and now I have assburners disease.

by Cadii 22 May 31, 2010

ailema disease

Swollen up throat that makes it so you can't breath also side affects of throwing up, coughing , headache, watery eyes, eyes popping out while sneezing

Emily has the ailema disease

by Ciamada gonzalez April 3, 2017

Gungurky's disease

sudden onset of a hearing disorder when a doctor doesn't want to deal with the latest ailment from his wife

Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday

Doctor / Husband: What - I can't hear you.

Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday

Doctor / Husband: Sorry honey, I can't hear you. I have Gungurky's disease.

by SSKa August 5, 2012

Legionnaire's Disease

The disease caused by spending many many hours at your local watering hole, in this case, the American Legion. Onset usually occurs hours to days after drinking has begun. Symptoms include: moderate to extreme embarrassment, dehydration, regret, shame, perhaps a general feeling of "what the hell happened last night?" etc

Are you guys up for a Sunday picnic this afternoon? I'm not sure we'll be able to make it, Joe was out last night and has a severe case of legionnaire's disease today!

by tushtush02 March 12, 2013