dirty balloon knot

A dirty butthole or asshole.

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.

by Monica Four Twenty April 24, 2019

dirty martyn

A man who looks innocent, but is a sex god without the need to brag about it!

He turned out to be a real dirty Martyn in bed!

by Sticky Micky February 23, 2020

Dirty Braiden

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body

It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night

by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 3, 2020

Dirty Landon

Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex

Omg he looks like a dirty Landon

by Gaylandon April 12, 2020

dirty jaci

That one freaky cat lady who the slap of her ass cheeks alerts the guards because she’s dummy thiccccc. She could throw that ass back in a circle and cause a worldwide seismic wave. She also got cute cats and could run me over.

Damn if only the world had more dirty jaci’s

by Yarma April 16, 2020

Dirty Ely

When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.

I got put in Azkaban for 12 years after I gave the president a Dirty Ely.

by everyonesgay April 17, 2020

Dirty Lupe

When a girl does a snot rocket in your mouth and makes you swallow it and take a dump and with the dump you make a satanic ritual to make both girl and guy cum in each other’s eyes.

Girl 1: “Dude yesterday me and my boyfriend fucked so hard I decided to do a Dirty Lupe.”

Girl 2: “Wow that’s a big step in a relationship.”

Girl 1 :”I think I have chlamydia now.”

by neonmeaterbeater April 17, 2020