masti-cry 

cry wank. To masturbate while crying. The crying can be of negative or positive reasons such as your football team winning, breaking up with your girlfriend, or even having just survived a life threatening incident resulting in absolute euphoria.

Oh no, I'm approaching my 30s and as a direct result I'm having some sort of life crisis. I also need to masturbate before the Mrs. comes home from work. Looks like I'm having a masti-cry before she gets back again.

masti-cry by Careless1 March 5, 2015

campus cry 

A campus cry is where a bunch of snowflakes gather to cry with one another.

We will have a campus cry today

campus cry by That guy 45 November 15, 2017

Pokémon Cry 

A signature sound that a Pokémon makes, when

-the Pokémon appears in battle
-you send the Pokémon out to battle
-the Pokémon faints
-you look up the Pokédex entry of the Pokémon
-you feed the Pokémon
-when you interact with Pokémon

In the first games, some cries of Pokémon matched and sounded exactly the same, but this issue has already been fixed.

Example:

*A wild Unown appeared!
(Unown's Pokémon Cry)
*Go, Cyndaquil!
(Cyndaquil's Pokémon Cry)
*Cyndaquil used Flamethrower!
*Unown fainted!
(Unown's Pokémon Cry slowed down)

Pokémon Cry by UnownFan0 May 11, 2018

Matt Cry 

The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.

Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*

Matt Cry by Dawndolphin June 7, 2018

trashy cry baby 

A person who’s gay and uses rockets and exsposev in a game and gets mad when someone kills them with a gun that they don’t like

GTA HAS A LOT OF trashy cry baby

AND SHOULD STOP CRYING WHEN I KILL THEM WITH A COMBAT MG MKII

trashy cry baby by Theholycandcheese July 26, 2018

Seance-Cry Sesh 

An unusual tradition where friends gather together in a poorly lit pantry with candles to cry and conduct a seance together. The presence of crying often serves to replace the Ouija board.

She had to get rid of her pantry after that intense seance-cry sesh.

Seance-Cry Sesh by Banana Blues April 15, 2019

Cum & Cry 

When you cry right after an orgasm, often due to extreme regret.

*Man, I had a great streak on nofap
-So... what happened?
*I lost
-Did you cum & cry
*Definitely

Cum & Cry by Fakeville May 5, 2019