crepe myrtle

Creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,"I'm so happy to see you" mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.

Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.

by beelee mi-rz December 23, 2013

creepy steamer

The act of urinating down a female's back while showering for sexual pleasure. It is usually unnoticeable as long as the male waits for the hot water to start kicking in.

John: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Oh shit, why?
John: She caught me giving her a creepy steamer.
Jim: How did she find out?
John: I didn't turn on the water yet.

by Jeremy Knightly May 1, 2014

Creepy Hour

Any period of time in a retail establishment where the employee is the only person present.

"Dude, I had a crazy creepy hour today. It must have been 2 hours of silence."

by ulder May 11, 2014

crepe it up

(v) to make something sweet; say crepe it up to the max if you want type 2 diabetes.

Donald: Quack quack quack quack quack(ugh mickey the goddamn breads are fucking bland. gimme the sugar, imma crepe it up to the max)
Mickey: squeak sqeauk, sqeauk(hell fucking no, bitch)

by ZeOtaku December 18, 2014

Crepe

Crepe is a piece of shit type of pokemon. He likes sundaes and lollipops but he ain't getting any.

That crepe is one motherfucker, damn dude.

by Riverriver April 9, 2015

Creepy

Finn.

Jadethebest: Finnegan is a creepy dude.

by samiwithlove September 26, 2015

creepy creative

Creepy creative is a scary unique idea that makes your skin crawl with antispipation.

That movie was creepy creative, dude.

by Royoverturf September 20, 2016