Crayzian

Crazy Asian

She one bonkers crayzian.

by Sir71 October 4, 2018

Crayolaing

A sexual act performed when a marine shoves a crayon in to the ass of another marine and then proceeds to eat said eat said crayon out of the marines ass.
Bonus points if the crayon is Marine Green.

Damn gunny! You inspired the grunts with that fine example of crayolaing!

by DrJohnJD October 7, 2018

craypotted

when a friend suggests that you put money into a certain business on the basis that it will list on a stock exchange soon. for whatever reason, the business is unable to list. although you retain shares in the business, you are unable to sell them to anyone. you are now craypotted

for fuck's sake mate you've stitched me up on that "hot tip".. now i'm craypotted

by hendope December 13, 2018

Crayons

Crayons are Riley's favorite thing to say. Crayons are made of wax and are colored to create a beautiful mark when you press down on paper. People pronounce it cray-ons or crans. Plural for crayon.

Can you get me the crayons please?
I colored this picture with crayons.

by PenguinDoodleDude February 13, 2019

Crayon

One of my classmates favorite treats.
A 15 year old eats fucking crayons as if it’s a delicacy

Garret at the crayons again

by Crayonboieater May 21, 2019

Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.

George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.

by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019

Crayon Crew

A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.

1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."

2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."

by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019