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communism

Conceptualized system of human social organization based on the gradual eradication of economic classes through the ages. Because everyone would belong to the same class, it is believed that economic resources and power would as well be equally dispersed throughout society.

So called experiments in communism have been nothing more than mere popular uprisings, replacing the current monopolists on economic resources and political power with a new class of social elite.
Stinks like Communism.
by Rich White Racist Jew April 9, 2003
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psuedo-communism

the kind of communism that was used by stalin and all those other "communists" who were in fact people using the idea of communism to gain control over countries.
Person1:Russia was a communist country.
Person2:no it wasn't, Russia was a psuedo-communist country, true communism hasn't been achieved. Fucking psuedo-communism has ruined real communism, psuedo-communism is worse than capitalism.
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Undertale Community

the one community that makes you want to drink nail polish. it takes a psychotic flower, and turns it into porn that makes no sense. it involves goats having sex with skeletons, skeletons having sex with robots, incest, necrophilia, and tentacle porn if you accidentally stumble on porn of it.
in the afterlife...
dead guy 1: so how did you die?
dead guy 2: hit by a train, you?
dead guy 1: i committed suicide by drinking nail polish remover mixed with bleach.

dead guy 2: why?
dead guy 1:because i saw undertale porn in a supposedly child friendly undertale community.
dead guy 2: oh god, i had it easy. and i was in a hospital for 6 months in complete agony.
by doctor0010 August 19, 2016
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pussy communism

Socialism, cause i said so! Got a problem, you lazy socialist bastard? With your ideas that suck, like free health care and unemployment checks. Guess who pays for that? Me, the tax payer, get a job you pussy commie!
"Socialism is just pussy communism!"
"No it isn't."
"You would say that, you Pussy Commie, get a job"
by David West September 4, 2006
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communism

What every mallgoth, neo-punk, or revolutionist ages 13-20 claims to be to appear different, open-minded, or just controversial. True communism is pretty cool, the idea that everyone is equal, but you have to sacrifice alot: Pretty much everything. One of the founding priciples of communsism is no private ownership, which means that all the people who failed kindergarten because they couldn't share are bumfucked.
I asked some kid in hot topic pants and emo frames if I could borrow his communism t-shirt, but he told me that it's his.

Oh the irony.
by andyd212 May 24, 2007
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communism

Communism doesn't work. If you want proof, look at every nation that adopted it. The only two nations (North Korea and Cuba) that won't let americans enter are communist. Also killed lots of people back in the day.
"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff" - Frank Zappa
by Caius Justinas September 3, 2005
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