Combat Beej

A blow job received in a theater of war (Military term).

Yo bro, did you get a Combat Beej from that ho-bag Sergeant?

by beat02 July 12, 2010

Death Combat

A game of wits, where 2 or more people face off in karate stance. They then gently press onto each others crotches and or penis massaging with brute strength. Like a game of chess, each player must use strategy to win. Whoever taps out loses, and must leave the field of combat. You may also rub the ass, and put each other in gridlock holds so that the other opponent cannot leave your grip.

"Shit! that Motherfucker got a boner when we were playing death combat."

by Hardcore Throwdown Asian December 16, 2005

combed muff

Fit, gorgeous, good looking lady.

That girl is combed muff

by fadden September 22, 2005

comb-over

A certain person in miss astbury's tutor group at hope valley college who is most likely to become a rock-star and gets really pissed off about people calling him comb-over.

hey look there's comb-over
fuck off
but u have a comb-over
i do not have a fucking comb-over alright so just fuck off!

by felix1 May 24, 2006

Combee

A big fat dick, usually inserted into a female's tight anus.

'He stuck his combee inside of me so hard and I came!'

by Campro September 8, 2011

Combatypus

The coolest human being in the face of the planet. Also, a platypus who enjoys guns thoroughly, and kills in a style similar to Full Metal Jacket.

That Combatypus just shot my face in, and now I'm dead!

by Kaylor Coons June 30, 2008

Comb Over Spotting

A game usually played in public places with large amount of people.

You and other players (spotters) are usually located above a large crowd of people knows as combs. The idea of the game is to spot a comb over before other players do, then all the players will rate the comb over and give it a score. The comb overs are rated on: coverage, shinyness and hair remaining. This score will be added to your total points. Most points at the end of the game wins.

Friend 1: Wana play some comb over spotting?
Friend 2: Sure, this spot is awesome for it
Friend 1: Dude!!! comb over near the stairs
Friend 2: Dam he's gotta be atleast a 200 pointer
Friend 1: Totally, look at the shinyness

by Pro to the o-ness March 17, 2011