The best boyfriend and friend you could ever ask for. He is sweet, loving, caring and considerate. He always finds a way to make others laugh, even in the toughest of times. Colin goes above and beyond for others and supportive when things don't go so well. He's strong and protective and reliable.
Person 1: Colin is so sweet, he's helping me get through a breakup right now.
Person 2: Same here, he's always been there for me whenever I feel like crying.
Person 2: Same here, he's always been there for me whenever I feel like crying.
by tigretangerine January 8, 2024
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by angry friend January 30, 2024
Get the Colin mug.The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.
HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.
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Mathew: He's nice but does not care about anyone other than himself
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Sarah: no, he's just colin LIKE, bleh
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"Oh shit! I slept with Colin's bitch, he'll send me to heaven."
"Colin left me screaming and moaning last night."
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Most Colin’s have an iq from a range of 122-137 and is great and doing workouts, some of the workouts he is great at doing is Pull ups, push-ups, and bench press, Colin is also great at getting girls, Colin is a white man that has a height of around 5’10 to 6’1 which is average height and even though he is not super tall his muscles pay off for it, Colin is one of the 3 alpha gods sitting next to one of the alpha gods which is named either one of these names, Jack, Leo, Andrew, Ronnie, or Shane, And in the history books it says in the 1300s a unknown man named Colin conquered an entire empire all by himself, Overall colin is one of the 3 alpha gods and is great at almost anything.
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