The Classic Belorussian Bender

When you have an erection, you bend the hard penis like you are cracking a glowstick to make it glow

TIM's Oh so ever HAIRy penis experienced first taste of The Classic Belorussian Bender

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023

The Classic Moldovan Worm

The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm

The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023

Kansas City Classic

An unfortunate instance in which you're in the heat of the moment with a significant other, yet can't get erect.

I was with Sarah last night, but I pulled a real Kansas City Classic!

by ViagaraMan420 July 8, 2017

coca cola classic

A drink that rots your teeth and should be banned but it makes a lot of money for the corrupt government so they won't ban it.

I lost all my teeth cuz of coca cola classic

by Weal donald twump August 2, 2017

Good Ol' Classic

To shit on one's chest while they make cookies and watch south park with you.

Bro I hung out with Ashley and I gave her a fat Good Ol' Classic

by _CheekClapper_69 April 29, 2019

The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic

You put canes sauce in a man’s asshole and eat it out with a chicken tender.

Did you The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic him last night?
Ya for sure it was great.

by Jdjdjdjdjdsjkaosbevr April 14, 2023

Cassieing

shamelessly checking out a dude's really ripped sexy biceps; admiring a hot guy's hot arms, usually involves touching them sensually or staring at them like the piece of meat that they sometimes are. lol

girl: do you lift a lot? your arms look delicious...
guy: yeah, you are totally Cassieing me right now

girl 1: omg did you see Mark's arms at the gym today?!?
girl 2: you know i did, even with the farmer's tan i was still Cassieing so hard

by catmasterfunk January 13, 2014