gnar clam

noun. A large, chunky mucus-filled loogie that is usually coughed out of your lungs/throat.

"Dude, she just hawked the biggest gnar clam I've ever seen!"

by gethighlikeplanes August 15, 2008

Clam Man

Someone who gets fired from their job for no apparent reason.

"Ah man did you hear about Lindsey?"
"No, what happened?"
"Total Clam Man dude, she just left"
"Good riddance, I hate her."
"wow dude uncalled for"

by xxXBosmanXxx April 01, 2019

Clam Walk

The act of dragging male genital up and down a person body from toe to head without breaking scrotal contact with the receiving body.

I totally want to clam walk up and down her.

by Oysterlover69 April 04, 2018

Sobbing Clam

A vagina that has pre-cum overflowing or leaking out of the edges.

"Oh babe, my sobbing clam is ready to be cheered up"

by cheeto dust 01 November 11, 2018

Clam Spam

When a chick you don't know sends you an unsolicited spread eagle shot.

That chick somehow got my number and sent me some clam spam.

by MC Skankaholic July 03, 2017

Mad Clam

A vagina that harbors an STD.

Jesse got an STD from Julie's mad clam.

by Islandjunky May 15, 2009

Clam Shitty

The fattest and shittiest clam of them all.

“Did you see how much clam shitty ate?” “Yeah he is fat af”

by Mia Dougherty July 25, 2022