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Christanic

Christanic: The Extra Testament; In the beginning was Earth, God and Word. The World was formless in the Universe. We called the World Moon. Subhumans walked the planes and fought endlessly. Infinity ruled by chaos. The Magistrate staved off Famine. Death was under God. The River of Styx carried dozens into Codex the Messiah Kingdom. The Kingdom of Lightning was ruled by 911 Gods, 420 Devils and 607 Angels. Outnumbered; they fought and killed each other. They fought endlessly; But Peace was nigh' for the Lord Jesus Christ entered and smote them all with a rod. Even Jeffrey was smote with a rod with His rod, but that was then this is now. End of Story, Amen. For we where with Him in the Beginning. Jealousy was Prides' Godfriend. Travis and Joseph were exiled to walk the American wasteland forever with Mike Pence and Donald Trump. Garin was mentally loved by all the people, even Kevin who was another one of God's Highest and Most Acclaimed Sons. Infernal damnation was guarded by Dylan. "Even in Hell I have fury, Amen."
Rage bears witness to Lust, Greed and Famine. Feel our Wrath claimed the highest Most Honorable Lord God Almighty. Jesus wouldn't have the Magistrate, instead it was named Christanic.
She read the Extra Testament of Jesus Christ and it was so Christanic!
by 7G0X October 30, 2020
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Christchurch Adventure Park

"Bike" park located in Christchurch, New Zealand. Also called 'CAP'. One of the fucking shittest bike park to ever exist. Everything is overpriced as fuck and the trails there are next level SHIT.
I went to Christchurch Adventure Park in the weekend, couldn't feel my hands now.
by Charlie Ranga February 17, 2021
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Christ Church Grammar School

Chritchurch is a school located in the western suburbs of perth. It is known for being a sancutary for immigrants and a breading ground for homosexual men. If you don't already academics as an asian, you are forced to kiss other boys for tiktoks.
guy 1:"hey look at that kid drowning "
guy2:"must go to Christ Church Grammar School"
by PrivateschoolGimp March 25, 2021
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christalksalot

A cat-boy furry named Chris who streams on twitch with the user Christalksalot.
Did you watch Christalksalots recent stream?!”
by JadedJade July 23, 2021
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christbals

A man who is a direct descendant of god, unparalleled faith to god. of sheer will. do not fuck with a christ balls.
“I seek to marry christbals “
by titsmoney October 1, 2021
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Chrestine

The person that carries that name is amazing and special.

She wants to be loved by someone. Clearly she is an attraktive woman and has an awesome personality however, it seems like always the wrong ones fall in love with her. She is a strong woman who will not be treated unfair or im Any way incorrect.
There is this Spezial someone out there for her. The one she's been dreaming about and he is coming. Soon.
Chrestine is amazingly funny
by V.hestine November 21, 2021
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Chrestine

The person that carries that name is amazing and special.

She wants to be loved by someone. Clearly she is an attraktive woman and has an awesome personality however, it seems like always the wrong ones fall in love with her. She is a strong woman who will not be treated unfair or im Any way incorrect.
There is this Spezial someone out there for her. The one she's been dreaming about and he is coming. Soon.
Chrestine is amazingly funny
by V.hestine November 21, 2021
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