by dingoogoo June 27, 2019
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Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?
Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.
Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?
Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.
Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
by Breakfastsong November 22, 2017
Get the Christians mug.Very sweet at first but once u know him, he might be a little different. very nice and caring to females and has crushes very fast. He likes multiple girls at the same time. even while he is dating a girl, he might say he doesn't like anyone else but he still has crushes while dating the girl. His girlfriend is very lucky but the sad thing is, he might lose feelings fast. after a breakup he might get into another relationship very quickly. A**hole!!! Even though he promised to be friends after a break up he will completely make u feel bad about the break up. he will come sit near you and talk to everyone but u. u feel feel like he is ignoring you on purpose. he is also very cute and many girls like him. Especially Angelique. but he is a very good secret keeper and may keep your secrets for you.
girl#1: Omg!! Christian is such an A**hole!! he lost feelings for Angelique soo fast!!She broke up with him cuz she knew he was losing feelings!!!
Norma: Well, that means i can get him now:)
Norma: Well, that means i can get him now:)
by #someonewhoknowsallthedrama!!! May 11, 2019
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by Thatcoolchristiangirl January 9, 2019
Get the Christianity mug.a religion that wouldn't b able 2 hold up in court since it there no fact jus circumstantial evidence.but if ppl ask about tat "evidence" they r evil. also every1 is considered 2 b brothers and sister, yet most ppl dnt drink the wine... or blood of Jesus... because others have drank it , which according to the bible and as i sed above, r their bothers and sisters. It also says every baby is born with original sin since eve told adam to eat an apple... now is it far. also durin lent they Christians will feel horrible for eattin meat on Fridays, but they will have sex before marriage or lie w.o thinkin of it.
bob u should jus drop the case... she has Christianity on her side
jane: idc im not drinkin the wine...
niko: but you have 2 its part of Christianity
matt: omg i jus ate meat on friday... fcuk imma go 2 hell now
ginny:with a mouth lik tat u will.. decides we have been messin around soo ur doomed ne way
matt:no tats dif...
jane: idc im not drinkin the wine...
niko: but you have 2 its part of Christianity
matt: omg i jus ate meat on friday... fcuk imma go 2 hell now
ginny:with a mouth lik tat u will.. decides we have been messin around soo ur doomed ne way
matt:no tats dif...
by Blushingtwirls May 15, 2009
Get the Christianity mug.by alia2u December 14, 2008
Get the christianity mug.a depress person who believe's in god, but loves to pick fights with his girlfriends sister.
but a all round good person
but a all round good person
by KArli bug December 16, 2008
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