by jimmybiscut74 April 8, 2021
Get the the noob children mug.Children who always end up either, brats or complete demons. I am speaking from experience. Always discipline your children or they will end up little devils, and probably end up being your school bully.
by Skinnyroemonlover123 December 4, 2021
Get the Non-Disciplined Children mug.Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.
by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022
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Get the mini game children fucks mug.In the moments after sex when the woman gets up after her sexual partner ejaculates and heads to the bathroom to bear down and squeeze the sperm out of her body to reduce the chances of pregnancy.
by Harriet Humphries September 28, 2022
Get the Drown the Children mug.You try to dominate and curate reality to shield your kids and then wonder why kids are PROLONGING THEIR ADOLESCENCE, JORDAN! YOU SEE HOW IT'S YOUR FAULT!
Retard "We NeEd To PrOtEcT oUr ChIlDrEn! BuT tHe ChIlDrEn!"
Jordan (Also a retard) "WhY aRe AlL oF tHe ChIlDrEn PrOlOnGiNg ThEiR aDoLeScEnCe!? WhAt CoUlD iT pOsSiBlY bE!?"
Hym "Yeah, no. Probably not the thing (both) ARE and HAVE BEEN doing.... Couldn't possibly be that... The falsifying of reality to male yourself feel better about the fact that YOU CHOSE TO SUBJECTED YOUR KIDS TO THE CREATURE."
Jordan (Also a retard) "WhY aRe AlL oF tHe ChIlDrEn PrOlOnGiNg ThEiR aDoLeScEnCe!? WhAt CoUlD iT pOsSiBlY bE!?"
Hym "Yeah, no. Probably not the thing (both) ARE and HAVE BEEN doing.... Couldn't possibly be that... The falsifying of reality to male yourself feel better about the fact that YOU CHOSE TO SUBJECTED YOUR KIDS TO THE CREATURE."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
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