Chicago Waffle

A Feline with Pitched Black And Creamed White Fur

This Cat is a Chicago Waffle!

by MayDayMeh June 16, 2018

Chicago Cheek Spread

When two people sleep butt to butt and interlock butt cheeks to conserve bed space.

J.T. and Kelton shared a bed last night in Abilene. They did the Chicago Cheek Spread because the bed was too small.

by turkeymuffins3 March 28, 2011

Chicago latent homo

typical pampered spoiled mid-western boy with mommy issues. Would rather be alcoholic, pill popper than admit his homosexuality. Marries older, foreign woman to keep his cover with parents

That Johh M. from Palentine Illinois, sure is a tyical Chicago latent homo

by Mark does John M July 14, 2008

Chicago Style Hotdog

When you take a girl out for mexican food, then assfuck her afterwards. It makes your hot dog feel like its in Chicago, the windy city.

Awesome Person:Why does your room smell like a chicago style hotdog?
Awesomer Person:Because your girlfriend just left.

by successfulheterosexual June 15, 2010

Chicago Cherry Popsicle

When a man has sex with a virgin, and continues to hump her while her vaginal blood is spilling all over his genital.

Man, i ended up pulling a chicago cherry popsicle, didnt know she was a virgin....

by Crastof Nikolayov January 19, 2008

Chicago Transit Authority

The first album released by the American rock band "Chicago" or at the time "Chicago Transit Authority". The album has 4 sides and an album length of 76:32/1:16:32.

*May 2nd, 1969. 4 days after the release of Chicago Transit Authority*
Person 1 (vinyl collector): have you purchased the Chicago Transit Authority album?
Person 2 (another vinyl collector): a new album?
Person 1: yeah, they're still in stock.
Person 2: I GOTTA GET MY HANDS ON THIS BEAUTY!

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 8, 2022

Chicago Tune Up

A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.

That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.

That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.

by Richter Ass October 10, 2021