The better gaming chair

Term where someone instead of saying there better says the have the better gaming chair as a joke

Bro your ass get good

Nah you just have the better gaming chair

by Welive123 September 23, 2023

come in with the steel chair

To do something you're not supposed to do because the person who *is* supposed to do it is taking too long.

Alex was struggling to edit the video but then Ron came in with the steel chair.

It took Nevada so long to get the votes counted, Pennsylvania had to come in with the steel chair.

by Sir Jolteon November 9, 2020

'chairhead

when you're so obsessed with silverchair, words cannot describe it. when your car, phone, computer, myspace, facebook, tattoos, guitar, and everything else revolve around the 'chair. when you go to youtube to watch something and end up watching 5 hours of 'chair vids. when you'll do anything to see them live. when all other bands and music seem inferior and it's ALL you listen to. one or any combination of these things..

then you're a 'chairhead, yo!

'chairhead: 'omg you live in newcastle! silverchair silverchair blah blah silverchair blah blah blah'

aussies: oh that's nice. yeah we know daniel and the guys. saw a great little show.

'chairhead: jaw drop. no response.

by BlackTangledHeart February 5, 2010

chair

noun: a platform for sitting on. Usually consists of hard, sturdy legs and a cushioned platform with lumbar support.

verb: To use a chair (see above) to deliver a beating or severely hurt someone. Usually, threats involving chairs are used by wannabe gangsters as a means to intimidate others.

noun:
What a comfy chair...I could play CS on this all day...

verb:
1: What the **** are you looking at?
2: (begins explaining that he means no harm, tries to calm (1) down)
1: SHUT UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA!
2: Ok.
1: NAH, SHUT THE **** UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA RIGHT NOW!

by MrKapper June 30, 2007

Chairdom

To have god given right to a particular chair.

Cynthia i have chairdom, sit on the floor

by Phillip Epstein November 17, 2004

chair hips

The wide hips caused by hours of work in a chair. Generally found on female secretaries and data entry workers.

The new secretary glared at herself in the mirror and commented, "Stupid chair hips, I need to work harder to keep my ass in shape."
As she walked back to her chair her male coworkers gaze followed her rear.
"Damn, she's got a nice ass...I hope she doesn't get a flat ass from chair hips," one remarked.
"Yeah, or get scared and work out so much she doesn't have an ass," rejoined the other, as they turned back to their fantasy baseball stats.

by Nicholas R July 2, 2007

Chairsofting

To go to an airsofting arena and do nothing but sit around and do nothing but socialize.

Hey you see those Lost Profits Jr.'s? They just come here to go chairsofting.

by moahman April 29, 2013