Canada's History

America's hat. Est. 1867

"Canada's History is cold, and not very protective from harsh elements. We should get a new one."

by Dan-was-here February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act that is too discusting for broadcast on network television.

It can also be likened to female anatomy or furry woodland creature (beaver).

I asked her to perform Canada's History, so she asked her sister to join us.

by ColbertReportFan February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's History refers to the act of giving oneself an enema with Canadian Whiskey onto a woman who resembles Celine Dion.

"His Canada's History kept him up all night last night. It sounded horrific and smelt worse."

by Majere February 6, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act that involves moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

I just gave Jan Canada's History!!

by bilch83 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which a person seeks gratification by filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup then defecating into it. Afterwards the content of the cup is sculpted into a likeness of a Royal Mounty which is then penetrated with a moose antler.

See Also: the Sarah Palin

"no way I'm going out with her again! That crazy bitch tried to go all Canada's History on me!!!"

by Nikki Greenbriar February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole

- The Colbert Show, 2010

My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem

by Steven C Colbert February 4, 2010

canada's history

a bukkake performed by a herd of moose.

i can't go to the winter Olympics because I'm afraid I might get caught in Canada's history.

by dirk dizzler February 8, 2010