camel tan

camel tan-verb. the act of spreading your scrotum while tanning to evenly distribute the sunlight on your sack so that every nook and cranny is covered.

I will be going to the tanning bed this week and make sure I get a camel tan.

by Joe326 March 12, 2011

camel hump

Male variation of camel toe.

Requires one pair of running shorts and some frank and beans. Now pull the shorts up real high and give yourself a wedgie. Look down at your crotch and--voila! Camel hump!

"Check it out guys, it's camel hump!"
"Oh shit, here comes coach!"

by Timil Deeps May 8, 2004

Camel Drop

When a person wearing a burka drops a deuce in the aisle of a store and walks away.

Camel Drop in aisle 5! Clean up in Aisle 5!

by KittieKatti April 14, 2019

Camel jerking

When your going hard in her pussy and right before you cum, she pulls up her pants and you ejaculate on her cameltoe.

I remember the first time I tried camel jerking and she didn't have the money to pay for her dry cleaning.

by Fochit April 29, 2015

Climbing the camel

When you mount a girl with chest hair

Oh shit man.... I was climbing the camel last night! Been wanting to do that for ages! It's the hippo next

by Herbyderp April 4, 2017

pink camel

the naked presence of a human females camel toe or vulva/vagina parting.

I wish I could look at her pink camel, under those tight trousers...

by Are Hef August 7, 2015

Camel Stretcher

An insult used to throw an enemy off guard as they ponder why any one would feel the need to stretch a camel.

Guy: You're such an asshole man!
another guy: Yeah well you are a camel stretcher!
Guy:???

(Becomes confused enough for a finishing blow or a quick get away)

by Kristen F. September 19, 2013