an ice cube's chance in hell

it means totally impossible, it will never happen, fuck no.

we'll be friends like an ice cube's chance in hell.

by bitchstolemymannnn February 22, 2011

picasso's cubes

One of the many terms (approximately 99) used to refer to breasts, or boobs... Or titties ._.

Picasso's Cubes from "99 words for boobs" song

by Jest'R December 7, 2013

Kroger cheader cheese cubes

Kroger cheader cheese cubes are a snack many love to enjoy specifically Duke depp a popular tik tok creator who cosplays as Willy wonka he enjoys eating this food

Kroger cheader cheese cubes are amazing

by Dukesneeze March 22, 2021

Cuban Necktie

See also: Colombian Necktie.

A slit across the neck just below the jawline, where the chin meets the neck, with the victim's tongue hanging down through the wound.

The victim was found sitting upright in a patent leather chair, traces of cocaine on the desk, and suffering from what police only describe as a Cuban Necktie.

by Jimmy Hardcore April 2, 2004

cubrican

Someone whose father is Cuban and whose mother is Puerto Rican.

It is not generally known that Fat Joe is a cubrican.

by mantell July 2, 2006

cubanophobia

The disgust and shame of being a Cuban, or being around Cubans. Mostly due to how low and cheap the stereotypical Cuban person is.

I'm Cuban but I'm ashamed of being one, because 99% of us are loud, rude, cheap lowlife trash of bullies that think the world owns them something just for being Cuban. I loathe my people and I've had been born somewhere else. As a result I embrace my cubanophobia.

by osniel20015 August 8, 2014

Cuban Missile Crisis

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points are awarded if one of them has a cigar.

I was bored the other day, so I asked my roommate if he was up for a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.

by Kmac46 December 9, 2008