Cougar

A term originating from the adult film industry. The term is intended to differentiate between an older woman who has sexual relations with younger men who are not mothers from those who do have children, aka M.I.L.F.s. To put it simply, the terms are not interchangeable, an older woman can be one or the other, but not both. In other words, a woman of the appropriate age can either be a Cougar or a MILF, being she either is, or is not, a mom.

Mr. Jone's wife is such a cougar! I'd love to give her some kids and make her a MILF!

by SubFT October 30, 2014

Cougar Bitch

A older woman you don’t like who is engaged to your dad

Cougar bitch thinks she is going to be my dad’s number one priority

by Its_a_grace_ November 22, 2017

zoo cougar

a formerly attractive wife who now lives off her ex husband. much like the caged big cats at the zoo who merely pace back and forth in their cages, unable to hunt or fend for themselves in the wild and live off of meat thrown in the cage; generally fat and lazy

"she was hot back when she was married but now she's just a zoo cougar"

by plstxmd March 10, 2009

cougar sweat

to smear or wipe something under someone else's nose, most commonly used is ballsweat, anything sticky or wet can also be used.

damn son, i gave that kid the nastiest cougar sweat after my basketball game.

by mikal3 February 20, 2006

Cougar Face

A person who's face resembles the ass hole of a cougar or looks as though it has been mauled by a cougar!

"Oh wow, that girls face makes me want to puke, she has a cougar face"

by Joshua Costa August 10, 2008

Cougar

A woman aged 40 and up, single or married, who may appear to be younger then she actually is. They enjoys the sexual company of younger men. They are more willing than younger women to have casual sex or one-night stands due to their fertility decline and the approach of menopause. Hunting grounds are any social event where younger males are present. They require constant compliments and flattery due to low self esteem. Not wanting to grow up, they struggle with a constant mental battle; they keep denying the inevitable fade of there beauty due to aging rather than accepting it as a natural state of being. With the physically fight against aging they use vitamins, supplementation products, anti-aging products, cosmetics, and going to the gym. The art of illusion is also a tool they use; attractive or revealing clothing, form altering clothing, and they use a general sense of fashion. In general, this constant shallow focus on outer beauty has left the cougars inner beauty damaged, weak, or nonexistent.

I fucked a cougar last night.

by HaHaHa69 March 8, 2012

Jack-Cougar

Those supporting the Washington State University cougars who exhibit obnoxious behavior, arrogance and smack talk but did not attend the school. Most of these fans didn’t go to college and only have semi-retarded friends who attend WSU. They may also leverage a family connection (i.e my brother didn't get into UW so he went to WSU, therefore I have the right to talk smack about the Dawgs and act like a tool) to justify the poor, classless behavior. Ironically, it’s typically the Jack-Cougars who get the most defensive, trash talk the most about the University of Washington Huskies and respond with shouting of uneducated expletives.

Emily Spring is such a Jack-cougar. She couldn't even get into community college but still talks shit about the Dawgs

by realdawgfan March 27, 2011