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cougar nails

if a girl has really really long nails… them be cougar nails
woman: *flashes cougar nails*
guys: um… *backs away*
by Pineapple89 July 4, 2021
mugGet the cougar nailsmug.

cougar

An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.
I hope my recently divorced mother doesn't become a cougar!
by katiemcdonald January 23, 2022
mugGet the cougarmug.

cougar

"yoo is that a seventh grader"

"omg yeah eamon the cougar would love her"
by a seventh grader May 2, 2022
mugGet the cougarmug.

Cougar

Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!
Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
mugGet the Cougarmug.

cougar claws

Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below
Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!
by Aurexal October 6, 2016
mugGet the cougar clawsmug.

show cougar

Much better than your standard cougar. A show cougar is one that must always be kept on a leash when in a public setting. Not only does it prevent the cougar from escaping, it allows you to gently tug the chain and whisper "easy there show cougar" whenever she is getting a bit too frisky.
Bro that Josie chick is a total show cougar. You better get the leashes on her before somebody else does.
by Foodst4mp April 12, 2023
mugGet the show cougarmug.

Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!
by Clevering June 13, 2019
mugGet the Uber cougarmug.

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