political climber

a politician who tries to reach a high echelon of politics by, for example, rubbing shoulders with prominent political leaders.

Being a political climber, he succeeded in being a top leader soon.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 29, 2015

tibetan climax

When you had too much to drink and you start talking crazy shit to your friends.

Mitra got wasted and hit us with a Tibetan climax

by kozmik chic April 14, 2016

eroticus climaxus

Getting so turned on that you cum immediately

"Dude that porno was eroticus climaxus, I cummed immediately!"
"Umm.."

by coonified07195 July 2, 2016

tree climber

perv... usually in custody with other pervs and snitches... skinhead torpedo ventually sticks him...good job...skinheads are the regulators.

He's a tree climber---lets fuck him with a shank.

by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn August 1, 2016

Hedge climber

A younger female who is sexually attracted to males of the older variety. This age gap can be upwards of 50 years. The aforementioned 'hedge' of the phrase is the coverage of public hair distributed around the older male's genatalia.

Oh my god, Suzy is such a hedge climber!

by dicksforhands February 6, 2017

muff climb

When a girl hangs from a rafter or a rope while having oral sex performed on her by someone else also hanging from from said rope/rafter.

I saw a super hot video of two girls muff climbing.

by ZaFeesh April 22, 2017

cooter climbing

When your money is so deep, that you need spelunking gear.

Gear up guys, we're going cooter climbing for mother's day.

by RustyPWhole May 22, 2017