Cleveland Browns

The worst football team in the National Football League. Every year.

Person 1: the Cleveland Browns lost again.
Person 2: am I supposed to be surprised or something...

by Beowulf49 March 5, 2020

The Cleveland Show

A Very underrated Family Guy animated sitcom

Guy 1: The Cleveland Show Sucks
Guy 2: No it's not. It's just underrated.

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

cleveland creamy

the act of shoving a whip cream can in a big black womens ass and fucking her vagina to cause a chain reactions making her ass spraying whip cream as if shes having diareah

danny; hey veronica want a cleveland creamy?

by ickyonions March 7, 2012

Cleveland Crumpet

The act of having his/her freshly defected feces pushed out halfway and have there cheeks squished together and rubbed, to make a cleveland crumpet

“Kenzy can I have a cleveland crumpet?”
“I had a major stiffy after my cleveland crumpet.”

by ClevelandCrumpeter June 6, 2025

Cleveland Pass

Self-administered cocktail of Rohypnol and muscle-relaxants

For his birthday, I gave my husband the Cleveland Pass

by CLE+ May 5, 2012

James Cleveland

A person who can sing very good, especially gospel songs. James Cleveland was a famed gospel singer who started his career as a soprano at Pilgrim Baptist Church. In 1970 he founded his own church cornerstone institutional Baptist church, which has dwindled up to almost 1000 members until his death on February 9, 1991 at the age of 59 in Culver City due to heart failure.

You hear that? There go James Cleveland over there. He can sing.

by Pjudge October 26, 2022

Cleveland Steamer

When a person excretes ejaculate onto their partner's stomach/chest and scoots through it while tooting like an old steam boat, leaving a wake of ejaculate across their partner's body. Pantomiming like you're pulling the cord to toot an air horn is a must for the perfection of this maneuver.

It seems that everyone posing about this term is wrong, most people think this term has to do with feces, but end up describing either a Hot Carl / Hot Karl or some modified version of a Hot Lunch or Chili Dog. A Cleveland Steamer has nothing to do with Feces it's semen.

I just jizzed on my girl's stomach and gave her the Cleveland Steamer.

by TamagachiYeet February 26, 2020