Adventure Catfish

ad-ven-cher kat-fish

Noun
1) a person who falsely claims to enjoy hiking, traveling, etc. and does not reveal disdain for adventure until the opportunity is presented

Verb (used without object), Adventure Catfishing, Adventure Catfished
1) to falsely claim to enjoy hiking, traveling, etc. and does not reveal disdain for adventure until the opportunity is presented
2) to mislead an adventurer into believing one’s own enthusiasm for participation in exciting undertakings or enterprises.

(Name) said she wanted to go kayaking, so I brought my kayak, only to find out she’s an adventure catfish.

by Ley 10 May 16, 2021

Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.

The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.

by LordViper June 27, 2021

Mask Catfish

Someone who looks better with a face covering on.

If you take off your mask, and someone is disappointed in how you look, you’re a mask catfish.

by Beacon t September 24, 2021

Aged Catfishing

A person who is in their teens or 20s lies about their age hoping to look young in their 30s or 40s, 50s etc..

PERSON 1: SINGLE, 32, LIVES ON PLANET EARTH!
PERSON 2: Are you really 32...?
PERSON 1: Uhhh no I'm 16
PERSON 2: you're just Aged Catfishing

by Mysterio28 October 29, 2021

Creamcheese Catfish

A guy who never does anything except plays video games. He is often seen blowing everyone off and trying to be the most positive streamer.

Hey look at Montessoir he’s a flaming creamcheese catfish

by Cheese boii November 20, 2021

mental catfishing

Challenging ideas through useful questioning but mainly when people didn’t want you to

Looking forward to the mental catfishing (sarcasm)

by LoquaciousD December 22, 2021

Dick catfishing

Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.

I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.

by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022