canada's history

a sexual act where at least two or more people get together and have intercourse animals (most often dogs) with moose antlers while drinking maple syrup and taking turns sticking the Stanly cup up their anus.

Jonas: What's wrong Joe.
Joe: My but hurts.
Jonas: Why?
Joe: Because my wife wanted to try something kinky last night and I suggested Canada's History
Jonas: ooh. Bad Choice man.

Joe: yea I know.

by hottytoddy04 February 05, 2010

Canada's History

When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness

Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.

by DA-U February 05, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act only successfully performed once by Steven Colbert with Barbara Streisand's nose and lots of baby powder.

Yeah, he Canada's history -'d her REAL good!

by TheWorkman February 05, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.

Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.

This girl was so indecent that she even performed Canada's History with him.

by xythadar February 05, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's history is a sexual act so horrible it can't be described. But it does involve a set of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup...

Man, I gave my girlfried the old canada's history last nite! Boy was she tired afterward.

by lord brownington February 05, 2010

canada's history

a canuck guzzling maple syrup while jacking off in a beaver's tail and getting rammed from behind by moose antlers.

I just did canada's history for five hours last night

by colbertnation90806708 February 08, 2010

canada's history

A sex act where 2 men and 1 women take maple syrup and lather up the stanely cup and insert it into the rectum of the women. The men then proceed to stimulate themselves using the stanely cup. The women preceeds to beat and lacerate the men with the antlers of a moose and teeth of a beaver, to the point of death of one of the men. The other man then uses the organs of the other man as sex toys and nourishment. It is finished up by a double suicide of the man and women by drownding in maple syrup.

Eww... Stephen Colbert just mentioned canada's history.

by sicksega February 05, 2010