"Saved by the Bell"
1) A situation where someone is in a situation which they dislike, and then something external to that situation happens which, subsequently, gets the person in that situation out of it. Usually just in time.
2) Cheesy 80's sitcom based in an All-American High School setting.
1) A situation where someone is in a situation which they dislike, and then something external to that situation happens which, subsequently, gets the person in that situation out of it. Usually just in time.
2) Cheesy 80's sitcom based in an All-American High School setting.
1)
BOSS: "Miranda, after you've filed those reports I gave you, I want you to come into my office and lick my scrotum."
MIRANDA: "But Sir, I'm on overtime alrea--"
BOSS: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, BITCH."
<enter; boss's boss>
BOSS'S BOSS: "BOSS, I'd like to see you in my office, please."
<exit; boss and boss's boss>
MIRANDA: "Phew, 'saved by the bell' I guess."
2)
GEEK: "Hey Jeremy, wanna come to my house after school n watch 'Saved by the Bell'?"
JEREMY: "Fuck you, geek. My dick has an appointment with my girlfriend's throat. Seeya!"
BOSS: "Miranda, after you've filed those reports I gave you, I want you to come into my office and lick my scrotum."
MIRANDA: "But Sir, I'm on overtime alrea--"
BOSS: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, BITCH."
<enter; boss's boss>
BOSS'S BOSS: "BOSS, I'd like to see you in my office, please."
<exit; boss and boss's boss>
MIRANDA: "Phew, 'saved by the bell' I guess."
2)
GEEK: "Hey Jeremy, wanna come to my house after school n watch 'Saved by the Bell'?"
JEREMY: "Fuck you, geek. My dick has an appointment with my girlfriend's throat. Seeya!"
by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004
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I grew up with Zack and the Gang,from the Miss Bliss years, to Bayside, the Malibu Sands Episodes up until the College years and the Las Vegas wedding series.
The New Class sucked and that's why it was cancelled after a couple of seasons.
I grew up with Zack and the Gang,from the Miss Bliss years, to Bayside, the Malibu Sands Episodes up until the College years and the Las Vegas wedding series.
The New Class sucked and that's why it was cancelled after a couple of seasons.
by j0813 January 28, 2005
Get the saved by the bell mug.Kentaco Bell is the bastard stepsister of the kentacohut. It houses only KFC and Taco Bell, sans Hut.
"Want to hit up the taco bell on Irving Park?"
"Shichess that's a Kentaco Bell, I'm getting some popcorn chicken."
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by MuffinPark May 9, 2005
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by Andrew April 15, 2004
Get the blastin the bella mug.The metric unit of female beauty, abbreviated bl.
Supersedes the imperial helen (qv).
Expressed on a decimal scale from 0.00 (utterly repulsive and cock-crinkling) to 1.00 (the Platonic ideal of female beauty).
After the Italian word for beautiful (qv).
Supersedes the imperial helen (qv).
Expressed on a decimal scale from 0.00 (utterly repulsive and cock-crinkling) to 1.00 (the Platonic ideal of female beauty).
After the Italian word for beautiful (qv).
"Wow, Bella, you are so amazingly hot. I'd have to rate you at .98 bl"
"How come I don't score 1.00 bl when the damn system is named after me?"
"Because you've just woken up, there's mascara in your ear, your hair looks like a practical joke and there's a pillowcase stuck to your chin. Still adorable though."
"Fair enough. Now run me a bath of ass's milk and fetch costly breakfast items."
"How come I don't score 1.00 bl when the damn system is named after me?"
"Because you've just woken up, there's mascara in your ear, your hair looks like a practical joke and there's a pillowcase stuck to your chin. Still adorable though."
"Fair enough. Now run me a bath of ass's milk and fetch costly breakfast items."
by Hitmouse December 12, 2009
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Useful for pulling aside and going "Wubba-Wubba-Wubba" while yodeling into the canyon of love.
Useful for pulling aside and going "Wubba-Wubba-Wubba" while yodeling into the canyon of love.
I'd post a pic of my ex-girlfriend's bell lips, but when I tried to take a photo, the camera lens shattered!
by Googles October 29, 2004
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by Ron Vicaro November 22, 2009
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