running into a stiff breeze

It's like everything you do, say or see is taking a toll on your health unneccessarily.

Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.

Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.

You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.

You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'

"Hey Bob, that car you brought was a lemon can't you buy anything decent"?

B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

in the breeze

it's all good, in the flow, working smoothly, got shit on lock etc...

if he keep hittin them 3's (3 point shot), WE IN THE BREEZE (its all good we gon' win)

by NoRtYByN8ure April 21, 2019

turds and breeze

"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.

I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.

by QuacksO November 7, 2021

a stinky breeze

when a guy turns a fan on blowing towards him and lays on a bed and a girl poops on his chest and jerks him off.

there was a stinky breeze from the fan after she shit on the guys chest awhile jacking him off.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

back door breeze

While eating ass the partner breaks wind "Farting" To cool the giver down "Ass licker"

Sexually; She gave him the back door breeze.

by Name stain August 10, 2024

Arizona Sea Breeze

The act of jerking off with 12 grit sandpaper, and halfway through lubing your genitals with hand sanitizer.

“did you see what the cartel did to that poor white man? they gave him an arizona sea breeze.”

by Sigma Badass July 6, 2024

National mouse breeder day

January 8th is National Mouse Breeder Day

It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025