Boob wallet

When a woman places monetary objects in her bra for "safe" keeping. (ex. dollar bills, spare change, food stamps, credit/debit cards, coupons, and receipts)

1. In order to pay for her female hygiene products, Shineaqua reached into her boob wallet for the appropriate amount to complete her transaction.

2. After Shineaqua got pulled over, she pulled her proof of insurance and id out of her boob wallet to offer to the officer.

by goatsebomb November 7, 2009

Boob Docking

When two bare chested women align nipples and breast meat and cascade the breast together forming a "boob dock"

Jasmine and Elektra had one helluva a boob docking last night on stage 3!

by OLBaID October 17, 2012

boob crusher

The equipment used to perform mammograms. Some women have likened it to a tire running over their boobs, and having them squeezed into a box-shape thingy...

WOMAN: "It's that time of the year again... gotta go to the boob crusher..."

by Jason L. December 28, 2005

man boobs

HOO HOOS!!! also known as titsas, that are used for sqeezing and sexual pleasure for the male species. They can be various sizes and are edible.

"Drew boy has man boobs, they give him hapenis"

by Tits- Titi May 12, 2003

man boobs

tits on a man usually characterized by big protruding nipples

Phil Mickelson has man boobs

by bang, bang Nick Lange July 24, 2006

man boobs

when a male with a penis has titties the size of a womans. as in the man is fat.

dude, go look up mr. pregnant titties like a woman on youtube.
its a black guy with man boobs!!

by greeny169 November 3, 2008

cow boobs

When your boobs "hang". The term derives from the udders of a cow, the all popular farm animal. see Claire Smith.

"Dude check out them cow boobs!"
"...sure id milk her. Im not one to miss the opportunity of some luscious cow boobs..."
"Theyre not just boobs. Theyre cow boobs."

by Farmer Giles April 11, 2005