bonus erectus

Latin for a hard-on; boner; woody

Original form: Man, looking at that hot blonde sophomore gives me a woody.

Latin form: Man, looking at that hot blonde Cleopatra gives me a bonus erectus.

by DinoDave September 22, 2011

boneless brown trout

a huge shit

I have to take a boneless brown trout

by rj May 12, 2004

g-bong

A large jug with the bottom sawed off, usually with a steak knife, and a cap burned out and a socket jammed in it. You would then place that structure in a bucket full of water. Next, proceed to put marijuana in the socket and blaze it up. Gently pull up on the jug structure until it is full of smoke. Lastly unscrew the cap and push down on the jug and instantly you will be blazed.

HP hits more g-bongs than anyone on the planet

by Tmoney HP June 8, 2007

meat on the bone

Hajime: Out of all the dishes you prepared, the only one that could hide a weapon as long as an iron skewer is... THE MEAT ON THE BONE

MEAT ON THE BONE > ON THE BONE MEAT

Teruteru killed poor Byakuya with an iron skewer and to hide that weapon he hid it on the only place he could... THE MEAT ON THE BONE

by MEAT ON THE BONE November 18, 2020

emotional boner

When the girl you love is telling you how much she really loves you and it gives you a boner. Often leads to the best emotionally charged lovemaking.

Girl: Baby you really are the love of my life.

...

Girl: Are you hard?!

Guy: Sorry, it's an emotional boner.

by justthetipp June 4, 2011

bonerexic

describing a girl that will not or refuses to give head

Hey, how are you and your girl doin?

We're doin good but it turns out that she's bonerexic.

by daweedmane October 26, 2009

boner breath

The musty scent on the breath of one who recently sucked cock.

Shit dude, I can smell your boner breath from way over here!

Yes, I'm listening...keep talking...you have boner breath...Tic-Tac?

by blake January 27, 2004