British

People with bad teeth who had an expansive empire decades ago, but still think that they own the world. People who, generally look down their noses on everyone and think that they're better than not only you, but everyone else, even their countrymen. English people, more specifically, have a nasty sense of humor, where they insult you while pretending to do so under the guise of humor.
Reputed to have shitty teeth and minuscule penises.

British guy Joke: Hey, you are a total fucking ugly douche, hahaha

by Alicia4u2nv April 18, 2010

Behaving British

Respecting democracy against those that would throw it all away for cheaper roaming charges. I mean, whatever have old people ever done for us apart from sacrificing their lives for freedom?

"Those damn old people, BEHAVING BRITISH still protecting democracy, I mean isn't MY vote worth more than theirs?

by DNACowboy June 27, 2016

Worst British Actress

The worst british actress is, in all entirety, Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson. Actually French, she was raised in England and brought up (horribly) to be an insanely bad actress in the Harry Potter Movies.

"hey look, there goes the Worst British Actress ever!"
"Who?"
"Emma Watson! you know, the ginger girl in the harry potter films!"
"Where?! Where is she? i want to snog her so bad!!!!"
"Haha, Sara, you looked!"
"You bastard."

by Leon Elliot July 4, 2008

british

People from the England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. Although the tag is not appreciated by many in Scotland and Northern Ireland. The stereotype British is either very lower class has a sunburned bald head, wears an England jersey, could get in a fist fight with his mother and spouts endless tuneless dirges about 'Engerland'. The alternative is being so posh they can't close their mouths. In reality not near as bad as the stereotypes in general but much of their football supporters should be put down like dogs. A great many of the worlds best inventions came from here and grudgingly I admit it would be markedly different without them. Now much less important in the grand scheme of things than a few hundred years ago and having trouble dealing with it. Can have an annoying type of arrogance that seems to stem from not realising many people of different races are still a bit angry about having their culture stripped of them in a barbaric and cruel fashion. This kind of stuff is not really taught in the school system as many are ashamed of it now. Their main critics are the Irish who were relatively happy left to their own devices before the 700 hundred years of oppression, the Scottish who think they're wankers, the Aussies who think they're pussies and the French who dont like anyone.

The British are alright I suppose but they knock more than their fair share of wankers for the size of the country. Still they churn out some damn fine comedy both on TV and stand up

by Smoky D November 15, 2006

British People

The worst 'cunts' that have too much Racism, vugarity, and have no life. :)

they act like British People because they are stupid inconsiderate douchebags.

by Your_name_here March 7, 2008

british gangbanger

Pretty much the same as gangster--badass
just with scraggely teeth poor athletic ability and british accents

also known as imitation gang-banger

Henry was a complete british gangbanger complete with the teeth and poor coordination

by CAMBADASS August 14, 2008

British humor

Used to describe something that is not funny, but to indicate that you should pretend that it is so "intellectual" pricks will not deride you as an uncultured, ignorant dolt.

Man is struck in the face with a bat.
Arrogant prick: "OH, HAHAHA, everybody look how funny I think that is!"

Friend: "How can you laugh at that? That's horrible. You don't even sound like you really like it anyway."

Arrogant prick: "It's British humor you ignorant, uncultured dolt! It requires a higher intelligence than you possess to appreciate"

Sheeple: "Oh, it's British humor! I think it's funny too! HAHAHAHA! I'm so glad I'm not an ignorant, uncultured dolt like that guy. HAHAHAHA"
*Looks around to make sure everyone sees him laughing.*

by turibe January 23, 2011