Bloody Fruitcake

The act of oral sex/eating out a female while she's on her period.
I had a bloody fruitcake last night, now I think I should see a doctor...
by ndkangel January 26, 2016
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bloody rag

A bloody rag originates from when women wore a rag, similar to a cloth diaper, with strings to tie it around their waste, during that bloody time of the month. The most modern form would be a maxi-pad, but not a tampon, even though some refer to tampons as rags.
She threw that bloody rag in the toilet, and expected it to flush? Where's my plunger, the dumb bitch!
by Craxd1 December 04, 2013
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Bloody Kangaroo

When a girl is on her period and jumps onto a guys penis from at least 4 feet away while wearing a fanny pack.
My girlfriend was on her period and hopped on me like a bloody kangaroo.
by Tyres B December 09, 2019
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bloody hell

A) british slang exclamation. same as "holy shit"

B) nice way of saying someone is on their period
A) BLOODY HELL, I spilled my tea!

B) boy: why is she so upset today?
girl: ....bloody hell.....
by Marissa December 15, 2005
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bloody muffin

When a girl is having her period and you eat her out, while fingering her asshole and you pop your finger in her mouth and yell bloody muffin.
I gave my girlfriend, KoKo a bloody muffin last night!
by Leon Johnson November 07, 2006
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bloody butt

When you tard is bigger then your asshole,and rips your pooper on the way out.
After taking that major dump I had a bad case of the bloody butt.
by Pete the Plummer February 08, 2004
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bloody clown

The process of eating a girl out while she is menstrating.
Wow i just ate katie out while she was on her period...I looked like a Bloody clown!
by fatty January 05, 2005
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